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Joke of the Day

"Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother."

"""It's ok. This is normal for her."" - How my friends explain me to others."

"LITTLE MERMAID 2016: SEA WITCH URSULA: Your voice is mine mwaahahaha!!! ARIEL: *flicks eyes up; keeps texting*"

"So my dad posted a picture on Facebook with captioned ""Condom challenge fail"" It was a photo of me."

"How do cows do math? A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave."

"2 men walk into a bar The third one ducks."

"Picture a fox. Wrong. They are smaller than that."

"what do you call a fat guy telling all his friends that hes gay for the first time? coming out of the pantry! i dunno if this is the kinda stuff you guys like, but i had to share it with someone."

"One is the loneliest number. Seven is kinda racist. Nine needs to just come out already. Four drinks to forget. Three is angry, so so angry."

"Saying ""EA Sports it's in the game,"" along with the guy who says it."