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Joke of the Day

"Once you start making jokes about wrestling... ...that's when you know you've hit Rock Bottom."

"Doctor doctor, I only have 59 seconds to live! Be with you in a minute"

"I ate a vegetable... And she liked it so much she woke up."

"What did one casual necrophiliac say to the other as they left their day jobs? Come by my place later, we'll crack a cold one."

"Q: How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Why are you asking me that question? Can't you see I'm busy!"

"It's cray that I totes obvi say perf and adorbz on the regs"

"""See you tomorrow""? I do NOT go to Wendy's every day, Wendy's Lady. Check yourself."

"SERIOUS TWEET: help I just put on hand lotion and now I can't get out of this room"

"[NSFW] Why do women have legs? Have you seen the mess snails make?"

"What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant? Attempted Crepe"