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Joke of the Day
"I ate a vegetable... And she liked it so much she woke up."
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"Why are germans so bad at marathons? Because they cant finish a race."
"Donald Trump has a new slogan that he hopes will help his numbers with African American voters. ""Orange Is The New Black."""
"how many black people does it take to change a light bulb? WRONG! black people don't work you idiot"
"""I've been waiting for this my whole life"" I thought as the man pointed the gun at my head and demanded I recite ""Bohemian Rhapsody"""
"If brevity is the soul of wit... Why the fuck are some the jokes posted here so long?"
"""Thanks for the clarification."" ~ Melted butter"
"Why did that animal's wife get a divorce? Because he was a cheetah."
"VOICEMAIL: I'm sorry I can't come to the phone right now, my toddler typed the wrong password 200 times so I can't try again until next year"
"I wish I was poor one day in my life... Because being poor everyday sucks..."