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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Why are you asking me that question? Can't you see I'm busy!"

"How do you know your letter is gay? It came in the mail."

"Damn it's so cold out i saw woman in two pairs of pajamas at walmart"

"ME: look a possum HER: actually it's spelled opossum ME: you don't no how I spelled it, we're talking HER: actually it's spelled know"

"Just a reminder not to wear white after Labor Day and not to be black around cops."

"I just ate a salad that was so bad, Nicolas Cage is starring in a movie about it."

"eating Asian pussy all I need was SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE"

"My office's password has been hacked. That's the third time i've had to rename the cat."

"So I Organized a three-way last night... There was a couple of no-shows, but overall, it worked out fine."

"When two gay men get married, whose parents pay for the wedding? Neither, because they're both ashamed of their children's disgusting and sinful lifestyle choices."