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Joke of the Day
"What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant? Attempted Crepe"
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"just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by fleeing the scene of the accident."
"me: ""leave the door ajar on your way out"" jam salesman: [visibly confused]"
"I'm sick to death of cocaine dealers... always sticking their business in other people's noses."
"A summary of all Jewish holidays: They tried to kill us. We won. Lets eat."
"New lesbian species of dinosaur discovered. Lickalottapus."
"A Freddie Mercury Joke If you had sex with Freddie Mercury and got AIDS, would that be considered Mercury poisoning?"
"What do you call a sophisticated American? Canadian"
"What's the hardest thing, being in a room full of sexy people? my dick"
"Did this many people have birthdays before Facebook?"