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Joke of the Day

"Where are you from? ""So where are you from?"" ""I'm a Liberian"" ""Oh sorry"" \*whispers* ^""where ^are ^you ^from?"""

"I went to the zoo, and the only animal they had was a dog it was a shih tzu."

"What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!"

"What did 50 cent say to his grandma after she crocheted him a sweater? G! You knit!"

"Yup. If pasta & antipasta ever touch, they annihilate. For your safety, that's why restaurants never serve them together."

"What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler"

"I wonder if anyone in a full burqa ever thinks, ""Wow, that's a great picture of me."""

"Do you know whats funnier than 24? 25."

"Wonder what a black guy would look like without a diamond earring."

"""And that's the last time I ever pet a lion"", said Tom, offhandedly."