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Joke of the Day

"Yup. If pasta & antipasta ever touch, they annihilate. For your safety, that's why restaurants never serve them together."

"My current diet all ends with an S. Pizzas. Hamburgers. Tacos. Nachos. Everything that's in sights."

"I went out with an Asian girl once I asked for a 69, She said ""Fuck off I'm not cooking egg fried rice this time of night"""

"What did the doughnut say to the cop? Don't glaze me, bro"

"I once challenged Snoop Dogg to a rap battle and the loser had to change their name."

"My girlfriend says I listen to too much Linkin Park. But in the end, it doesn't even matter."

"Why do elephants have 4 feet? Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do"

"People say I'm a completely different person when I'm drunk so technically I'm proud to say I never cheated before!"

"How many Tourette's sufferers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fuck you god damn shit cunt just one of us asshole bitch bastard!"

"I can relate to Alice in Wonderland. She just keeps randomly eating and drinking with the hope that it might magically solve her problems."