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Joke of the Day

"What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon? The www.erewolf."

"[At dinner] Daughter: Daddy, how much of this meatball is meat? Me: Probably like 90% D: So it's 10% balls? Me: *spits out food*"

"What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Anyone can roast beef."

"What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs? Two chickens and a goat."

"I didn't realise Trump had a communist streak, but... His call for people of the world to seize the means of reproduction was rather stirring!"

"Just because I reported several women to HR for not washing their hands after using the rest room doesn't mean the camera they found is mine"

"I saw Adele at the train station the other day on the other platform She said 'hello from the other side'"

"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? Look for the Fresh Prince."

"Two admins meet at work ""A friend of mine was able to shut down the main server just in 5 minutes!"" ""Wow. He is a hacker?"" ""No. Just an idiot."""

"Why do women parachutists wear jock straps? So they don't whistle on the way down."