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Joke of the Day

"Why do women parachutists wear jock straps? So they don't whistle on the way down."

"The Laser Weapon by Ray Gunn"

"You could film me for a month and still not have enough footage for a 30 second 'Rocky training' typed montage of my productiveness at work."

"When Thatcher ruled it was Thatcherism! Does that mean we now have Mayhem?"

"what You Call That 'THING'. After two hours of row, some big oaths,search of your wallet,mobile phone checking,and negative comments you can not make one 'THING' satisfied and thats called 'WIFE'."

"hey! if u keep makimg faces like that u'll grow up to be a great physical comedian, able to unite peopel with laughter, adored by all, loved"

"People are always discriminating against me just because I have a penis Apparently it's offensive to keep it in a jar or some crap like that."

"What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator? An investigator."

"What do Jedi use to view PDF files? Adobe-Wan Kenobi"

"If I had a nickel for every time I thought of you I'd start thinking about you."