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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why the snowman is smiling? He heard the snowblower was coming."
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"What's the difference between a black man and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child."
"To take her mind off being mistakenly judged Miss Universe,Miss Columbia went to get her teeth whitened.. The Dentist told her she needs a crown."
"In my country you can't fight with corruption but you can deal with it."
"What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies? I don't know; they were speaking Spanish."
"The C in Closed is open... but the O in Open is closed"
"LPT: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you."
"Francois Hollande."
"Did you hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he ... /Badump-psh."
"What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods? Darth Deciduous"