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Joke of the Day
"In my country you can't fight with corruption but you can deal with it."
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"My favorite kind of math is adding insult to injury."
"Resumes are the most popular form of historical fiction."
"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick down someones throat."
"I heard she was born naked, that slut."
"Fact: If you ever blow me a kiss, I'm catching it and sticking it down my pants."
"Why did the blind woman fall into the well? Because she couldn't see that well."
"Thank you Lady GaGa for making meat suits popular again...Just pulled mine out of the closet... Still fits after all these years."
"I'll never sleep with a golfer again. The last one kept trying to use a wedge to get the ball in the hole."
"Mgmt: What makes you qualified for this job? Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired."