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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he ... /Badump-psh."

"What wears a leather jacket, and would kill you if it fell from a tree? An elephant wearing a leather jacket!"

"What did the dentist witness after he gassed the rabbi? **jews laughter** The punchline is more of a visual joke, based upon where the reader places the ""s."" To my knowledge, this is an original joke."

"I have to say the best part about being over 30 is how short and easy hangovers get. Haha, kidding, it's 7PM and I'm actively hoping to die."

"I like my women how I like my wood... ...flat as a board and easy to nail."

"Like a radiologist researching sausage digestion, I tend to see the Wurst in people"

"Which President had the shortest term? Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President."

"Highways need 4 lanes per side. A racecar wannabe, a normal driver, an old people who drive 30 in a 70 and a where the hell am I lane."

"The iPhone SE just came out Finally a phone that Donald Trump can use."

"Me:What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat? 6: no M: oh for the bath? 6: no M: the pool? 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no"