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"What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captains log"
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"[2018] ALIEN: take me to ur leader ME: uh ok *takes him to president Donald Trump* ALIEN: lol good one but seriously where's ur real leader"
"Why did the French construct the Maginot Line? To keep the Nazis in Czech!"
"I decided to write a joke about procrastination"
"A filthy dirty joke 4 white horses fell in a mud puddle!"
"What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth? RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!"
"What was Adolf Hitler's favourite computer game? Mein Kraft."
"1st thing I do when I take a girl back to my bedroom is act like a stewardess & instruct her where exits are, oxygen masks, & life jackets."
"How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
"A nurse puts her hand in her pocket, finds a rectal thermometer and exclaims.... ""Some arsehole's got my pen!"""