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Joke of the Day
"What was Adolf Hitler's favourite computer game? Mein Kraft."
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"Her: Show me your pics Me: Ok *blackberry restarts* *waiting* *gets married* *have kids* Son: Dad, your phone finished restarting *dies*"
"Kidnapping is such a strong word. I prefer the term, ""surprise adoption""."
"""do you know why I pulled one over on you?"" becau- wait what? ""I'm not a real cop lol"" haha nice! *pulls gun* ""I am taking your car though"""
"What did Obama say after his mom finished serving dinner? ""Thanks Omama."""
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."
"I showed up to run a marathon, but realized that I had forgotten my water bottle. I decided to run anyway... ... I finished in 3^st"
"What does an orphan get for Christmas? Really lonely."
"I took an 8 hour class on door-making... Don't knock it till you try it"
"Beauty and the Beast is my favorite story that teaches kids that if you're ugly, hold a girl against her will & she'll eventually love you."