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Joke of the Day
"How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
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"What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus? I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce."
"Where would you take a ghost for lunch? Pizza Haunt!"
"They say that money can't buy happiness, give me 100 dollars & watch me smile "
"what happens if you cross breed spiderman and Catwoman? I don't know..can you guys tell me?"
"My wife told me that she isn't very happy with our sex life. A small part of me disagrees."
"I Hate Jamaicans in Bed Because they jam you till your aican"
"Doggies get too much credit for that position. Really, every animal likes to do it that way."
"Apparently nothing offends a toddler more than suggesting they might be due for a nap."
"Nothing warms my heart... ...quite like spontaneous combustion"