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Joke of the Day

"What do Nate Diaz and Jaime Lannister have in common? They're both Kingslayers and fuck their sisters."

"I can't believe AntMan and Spider-Man are in civil war. That really bugs me."

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-three today and we don't know where the hell she is."

"Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls."

"Two snowmen are standing in a field One snowman says to the other, ""Do you smell carrots?"""

"What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? Drowns."

"A Jewish boy tells his father... ""Daddy, daddy, I need to borrow $20."" The father replies, ""$10? What are you gonna buy for $5?"""

"What do gay horses eat? Hayyyy"

"I got pulled over the other day... ..I was pretty scared so I just hung my arm out the window to let him know im not black"

"What do gay men and Xbox's have in common? They both get red rings when they're fucked."