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Joke of the Day
"Q. What is a brunette between two blondes? A. An interpreter."
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"Does a cow have the Buddha-nature? Mu."
"What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard? Edward Snowed-in"
"I wonder if the clothes in China say ""made around the corner """
"Pandora has spoiled me. Five seconds into any conversation and I'm looking for the thumbs-down button."
"This guy in an overcoat walks up to two old nuns on a bench and opens up his coat to reveal he's completely naked underneath. One of the nuns has a stroke. The other one couldn't reach"
"I feel like every time a GOP candidate drops out, Oompa Loompas should appear & sing a song to teach us about the perils of gluttony & greed"
"Judge: What is your relationship with the plaintiff? A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979?"
"Why are there fences around a graveyard? Because people are dying to get in!"
"How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight."