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Joke of the Day
"How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It's a place of udder delight."
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"""Have fun"" is just a nicer phrase for ""have a horrible time without me."""
"Why is the mathematician mad? Because he's a calcul-hater."
"What does a television have in common with a rabbit? His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh."
"What do you call a bunch of gay guys in a bowl for breakfast? Queerios"
"what did the grape say when it got stepped on? nothing but it let out a little wine"
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture."
"A Buddhist monk approaches a hot dog stand... ... and he says ""Make me one with everything""."
"*pours a bucket of water into the ocean* You're free now"
"If Oprah took over Favstar, everyone would get a trophy."