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Joke of the Day
"It's just an alarm clock Really, it is. http://imgur.com/tdZrIAB"
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"A gay man asked me which way I went and I said, ""Counter-cockwise."""
"Two man are walking across a bridge. One of them fell... The other was called Bob"
"Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous, but... when I tap on the window late at night dressed as a clown, they scream and call the cops."
"I let people know that I'm no weirdo. I say ""I'm no weirdo!"" From that point forward, it's just a matter of keeping my mouth off their pets."
"I don't know why I bother going to the gym when I am so good at Photoshop."
"What's Red and smells like Blue paint? Red paint."
"FACT: If you can trick a British person into saying ""fortnight"" they have to become your butler."
"Give me coffee to change the things i can change and wine to accept the things i can't."
"What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car? Pork and beans"