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Joke of the Day
"If Watergate happened today it would be called Watergategate."
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"The ""we're going to need a bigger boat"" scene from Jaws but just me looking at the shopping carts at the liquor store."
"If Mr. Bean lost one of his legs he'd be cannellini!"
"How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower? 100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is."
"What did the gallon of pasteurized milk say to the other? ""No homo."""
"""Hey Evolution, what the fuck?"" - Platypus"
"There's a movie coming out about a big rig truck. Have you seen the trailer?"
"I keep trying to e-mail Mubarak, but all I get is ""Out of Office""."
"There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks stopped at line two."
"Crazy but true: Over 80 percent of twins seperated at birth have the same exact birthday."