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Joke of the Day
"I bet Hitler & the guy who invented the car alarm belong to a book club together in hell."
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"(Q)..... What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? (A)..... The rooster clucks defiance."
"Me and my son don't always see eye to eye because we both wear glasses."
"Nude Descending a Staircase is both my favorite work of art and the most common entry on my criminal records."
"It was that time of the month. I said to the wife, 'you know, your mouth isn't bleeding...' She replied, 'yours will be if you keep up with that shit'"
"Pet Cemetery 3: People get tired of resurrecting pets and relatives. Somebody buries dinosaur bones. Jurassic Park ensues."
"I just broke up with my blind girlfriend. We just didn't see eye to eye anymore."
"GOP Congressmen are ripping the Obamacare website for not working for people that need it. Now they know how we feel about GOP Congressmen."
"Would a gay shop owner decline service to straights? No, because gay people aren't fucking assholes"
"Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh well he's back in town and wants your new number."