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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water? Pollution What do you call it when you throw all the black people in the water? Solution."

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"My roommate says that I'm hard to live with... Where does the arrogant bastard get off saying things like that, He muttered it under his breath in the shower... Son of a bitch."
"Two fish are in a tank One is driving, the other is shooting Two soldiers are in a tank They drown"
"Did you know that Helen Kellet was born near Troy, Alabama? I guess that's why they called her ... yhe little deaf girl who couldn't see neither"
"I thought it was you A drunk guy is walking down the street. He sees this nun, runs up and knocks her over. He says, ""You don't feel so tough now, do you, Batman!?"""
"When my wife takes a nap, it's ""desperately needed rest."" When I do, it's ""lazy chauvinist party-time."""
"""Snowmageddon""? We can do better, Twitter. #SnowCountryForOldMen #ISnowWhatYouDidLastWinter #SnowMommaFromTheTrain #Snowverfield"
"Omg someone broke into my professor's house & stole his laptop so my class today has been cancelled. I gotta find this person & thank him."
"Did you know darth veder got married His wife is elevator Terrible joke I know"
"I was watching some porn with a plot the other day It was pretty Fucking stupid"
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