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Joke of the Day
"How do you walk a chicken on a leash? You pullet."
Next Joke
"MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice to my mother when she visits us this weekend dear. Fall down when she hits you."
"Great Insults A letter from teacher to parent:Dear parent,Kamal doesn't smel nice in class.Please try to bathe him.Parent answer:Dear teacher,Kamal is not a rose.Don't smell him.Teach him."
"How do you know when the moon is going broke? When it's down to its last quarter."
"Utilizing your Miranda rights... POLICE: Anything you say will be held against you... BOY: Titties."
"What's the difference between a female and a freezer? A freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat into it!"
"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? LET'S GO RIDE BIKES!"
"Y'know I hear the N-word a hundred times a day... I need to stop yelling it at black people."
"i told my cousin to embrace her mistakes. she cried. then she hugged her children."
"Me:*runs into woods* ahh I'm gonna get killed by the clowns Clown: nah we just want to scare people Me: oh. can u make an exception for me"