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Joke of the Day
"Y'know I hear the N-word a hundred times a day... I need to stop yelling it at black people."
Next Joke
"There's no b,c,d,f,g,h,j,k,l,n,o,p,q,r,s,u,v,w,x,y, or z in team either."
"Husband comes home with a duck under his arm. ""Look. This is the pig I've been fucking."" The wife says, ""That's not a pig, that's a duck."" The husband says, ""I wasn't talking to you."""
"I'm like the lemon seed that sinks to the bottom of your water glass and then shoots up your straw unexpectedly, trying to choke you."
"Just been informed the man who stole my journal has died. My thoughts are with his family."
"Did you hear about the man who was always late? He was diagnosed with premature ejaculation. And still comes late."
"What is a Nazi's favorite bird? Q: What's a Nazi's favorite bird? A: Austrich"
"The World Trade Center had a Speed-Reading club they went thru fifty stories in thirty seconds"
"I was going to tell a Voldemort joke.... But everyone already nose it."
"What was Hitler's preferred breast size? Not C's. And off to hell I go."