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Joke of the Day
"i told my cousin to embrace her mistakes. she cried. then she hugged her children."
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"Many of my tumblr friends identify as otherkin. Be it wolfkin, eaglekin or yes even fantasykin. I myself identify as a jedi. So I'm forcekin."
"What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards? Oher's NFL career"
"Twenty years ago my mother almost aborted my brother. Yesterday he died in a fight with a cloakroom attendant. The coathanger still got him in the end."
"Why did Mozart kill his chickens? They were yelling ""Bach Bach Bach Bach"""
"This is terrible, and I'd like to apologize in advance, but could anyone tell me why hipsters prefer corpses over zombies? Corpses are still underground."
"How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you? Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!"
"Sure I'll eat square slices of pizza, but I'm thinking of triangular ones the whole time."
"Why did the blind lady fall into the well? Because... she couldn't see that well."
"Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's? When you start them, they made the sound ""runnnniganiganiganiga"" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this."