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Joke of the Day

"Me:*runs into woods* ahh I'm gonna get killed by the clowns Clown: nah we just want to scare people Me: oh. can u make an exception for me"

"If being successful was an amusement park, I'm the kid that drove his bumper car in the corner and can't get out."

"If a lobsters come in on lobster boats, and clams come in on clam boats, what do crabs come in on? The captain's dinghy."

"I learned an interesting fact about the Titanic today The swimming pools on it are still full of water."

"did you know Arnold Palmer was a real human before he became a drink made by Arizona"

"A man walks into a bar and says OUCH!"

"The Energizer bunny as been arrested! He was charged with battery. EDIT: ""H"" key on my damn keyborad."

"Why did the rooster cross the road? To go to the toilets, where all the cocks hang out"

"I just invented this new word! Plagiarism."

"I wanna see Jurassic World, but I hear extincts."