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Joke of the Day

"Thanks for the gold! I'm an optimistic guy."

"Why is there more Chuck Norris jokes than Bruce Lee jokes Because Bruce Lee is no joke"

"Did you hear about the contest that awarded the winner with a cat? It was a catastrophe."

"What's the difference between the calendar and you? A calendar has a date on Valentine's day."

"What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb? You can un-screw a lightbulb."

"How is a judge like an English teacher? They both hand out long sentences."

"The difference between a black man and a tire ? The difference between a black man and a tire is that if you put a chain around the tire it doesn't start singing rap."

"What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip? A collieflower"

"When a farmer fucks a sheep, do you know why he does so at the edge of a cliff? So the sheep will push back."

"What do you call a gathering of otolaryngologists? An ENTmoot."