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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the calendar and you? A calendar has a date on Valentine's day."

"Don't say ""ATM machine"". The ""M"" already stands for ""machine"". It's redundant. It's like saying ""end result"" or ""racist Fox News Anchor""."

"A man walks up to a woman [NSFW] And he asks the woman If he can pet her pussy. The woman says sure but you'll have to hold My cat."

"Did you hear about the new wine that the Taliban is selling in the US to help fund its war efforts? They call it ""White Infidel."""

"My Son Is A Genius Mom 1: my son is so smart I swear he's the next Albert Einstein Mom 2: oh really? My son is the next Steven Hawking, he never gets his up off his ass"

"You say my obsession with Justin Bieber tore us apart but I say my momma don't like you and she likes everyone."

"Whats the difference between a rooster and a gay surfer? A rooster says, ""Cock-a-doodle-doo."". A surfer says, ""Dude, a Cock will do.""."

"Did you hear about the man who was frozen to absolute zero? He's 0k now"

"Watching The Bible. Didn't realize everyone spoke w/ a British accent back then. Neat."

"What electronic device leaves behind a lot of broken glass? A PC, seeing how they typically run on Windows!"