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Joke of the Day

"Canadians have to stick together. Really, it's the massive amounts of maple syrup. They don't have much of a choice."

"It's never EVER a good idea to fart during a 69. That's how they found me underneath their bed."

"Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing? Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer."

"What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women! *ba dum tssh*"

"What does a Jew with an erection get when he walks into a wall? A broken nose, i will sit in the corner now."

"How do you make stupid people click links? ..."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breathe through that thing?"""

"What's Hitler's least favorite Beatles song? Hey Jude"

"A mailman delivers mail, and a milkman delivers milk. I'm a lineman. **I deliver lines.**"

"Has oido hablar de ese pais con la guerra civil? No te rias. Es seria!"