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Joke of the Day

"I feel so bad when I see a woman wearing a shirt that says GAP on it. (OC) I want tell them, ""You're so much more than that!"""

"Sunday Family Humour 3rd August - a Weekly light humour magazine for all the family"

"Hear about the farmer that stepped on a rake? He had two acres."

"I saw the funniest joke... Your life."

"What's an owl's favorite subject? Owlgebra"

"When I see lovers' names carved into a tree I don't think it's sweet, I think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date."

"*Invents silent snack packages. *Becomes president of the United States."

"What do you get when you mix a rooster with peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."

"*puts on layers of running gear* *makes a ponytail* *laces up sneakers* *drives to McDonalds*"

"Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator? It's always 7% off."