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Joke of the Day

"My brother's just opened a shop. Really? How's he doing? Six months. He opened it with a crowbar."

"Obviously you don't think you're ignorant! That's the meaning of ignorance!"

"They're just making up new weather with this 'thunder snow' shit. Next we'll have 'earthquake rain' or 'sunny darkness' or some shit."

"What's a blonde's favorite color? A light shade of clear."

"I don't know what's more embarrassing, accidentally sending nudes to your boss or getting a pay decrease as a result of your nudes."

"I had a threesome with two girls. They said they were 28 years old... How was I supposed to know they meant combined? They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old"

"What is the difference between a black and a bucket of shit? The bucket."

"What did the guy with bad internet get? Loading..."

"I met an exercising nun. She was a firm believer."

"How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Change?!"