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Joke of the Day
"My office's password has been hacked. That's the third time i've had to rename the cat."
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"Isn't it ironic how so many females are attracted to assholes, but rarely say ""yes"" to anal?"
"How do you turn a fox into a whale? Marry her."
"A man brings his wife as Aspirin... She says, 'Why did you bring me this? I don't have a headache.' He says, 'Good, let's fuck!'."
"Really hope autocorrect altered that last text because if not my mom's taking my little brother to a Christian rape concert tonight."
"There was a kidnapping in my school today. Thank god he woke up."
"Recent studies show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy... Gangrape"
"half life 3 will never come out lmfao got u~"
"What is the best food to eat after a circumcision? Brissket"
"I've officially started crossing my sevens when I write them. It's a fun, easy way to distract myself from the fact that I'll be dead soon!"