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Joke of the Day

"A man brings his wife as Aspirin... She says, 'Why did you bring me this? I don't have a headache.' He says, 'Good, let's fuck!'."

"If you're hitting the gas every time she tries to open the passenger side door, remember, the 8th time is always the funniest."

"Missing girl There was a girl named Tori who got lost when hiking. A search party was formed, however she was never found. Then one day she walks out of the woods, it was a Miss Tori."

"A peanut was walking down a dark alley He got a-salted"

"Not sure how coffee got its own table in the living room, but kudos."

"What is Shaun Morgan's favorite food? Seether salad"

"The kidnapper rang and said ""10,000 and you get your wife back"" ""Negotiate with him!"" advised the policeman ""20,000 and she's all yours"""

"Why did the robot get the electric chair? Because he was charged with battery."

"An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. But a tooth is worth half an eye, so an eye for two teeth also works, if you're out of eyes."

"What do you call a computer that can sing really well? A Dell."