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Joke of the Day
"If I knew how to pull a rabbit out of a hat I would never stop. Rabbits are great."
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"The good news is, that bag of clothes from 1998 that I still haven't taken to the donation centre...they are back in style now."
"After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to my friends... We work in IT and I tell them that I have successfully installed JAVA. They kind-of hate me."
"Why do parrots carry umbrellas? So they don't become polly-saturated!"
"I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free"
"I held the door ... open for a gorgeous blonde at the bar last night. My wife said, ""You've never held the door open for me."" I said, ""What about that time you threatened to leave?"""
"If clouds became sentient... They would take over the world."
"The difference between BLM and the KKK? Honestly, it's black and white."
"Witnessing a person attempt to use a word that is beyond their comprehension is like watching a dog eat a bee."
"Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me?"