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Joke of the Day
"If I knew how to pull a rabbit out of a hat I would never stop. Rabbits are great."
Next Joke
"DATE: Are you a dog person or a cat person? DOG: Cat person, definitely."
"What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon? 1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one."
"Ah yes keep complaining the guy at 7/11 doesn't speak English well enough, like you aren't the moron who needs help in a convenience store"
"Who else takes their phone out when you're in public by yourself, just so you don't look like some idiot with no friends."
"What would I do?"
"I would like to think money won't change me, but I won $5 on a scratch-off lottery ticket and immediately bought name brand aluminum foil."
"Yeah, I knew Shakespeare in college. Typical neck bard."
"You can say what you like about Hitler... ...at least he killed Hitler."
"What's the worst part about being a pedophile? Trying to fit in"