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Joke of the Day

"That's the hardest thing about killing a toddler? My dick."

"A Reddit Mod walks into a Jihad training camp... [removed]"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? The picture only needs one nail to hang. (P.S I am Christian )"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender."

"Did you hear the news about the CEO of Ford? He was seen with an escort..."

"How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man? Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!!?!"

"Having friends is like having a Porsche... I'd really like to have a Porsche."

"I just caught my husband smiling in his sleep. He's going to pay for that later."

"Relationship or hallucination? Either way, I'm seeing somebody."

"What's Brown and Sticky? A stick!"