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Joke of the Day
"That's the hardest thing about killing a toddler? My dick."
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"A Cobra wanted to fight me but I challenged him to a thumb war and he slitthered away embarrassed."
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"[date] ""don't let her know ur from twitter"" Her: whats wrong? Me: This fork only has 3 prongs Her: So? Me: it should be called a threek"
"[Little bit racist] why do New Zealanders... Have insomnia? Because every time they start counting sheep they get too horny to sleep."
"Jokes site,help! Time a go,i read about a site in which there are plenty of jokes in this subreddit..graphically,it was very minimal.Could someone help me?"
"What do you call a very smart glass of lemonade that is gay? A homo-genius mixture"
"A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub... ...She says ""Show me it's true what they say about black men"". So he stabs her & nicks her purse."
"I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs."
"What do you call a female dog with a pH over 7? A basic bitch."