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Joke of the Day

"What's the most dangerous animal in Africa? Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)"

"How do you get a witch pregnant? Ya fuck her."

"Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes? So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!"

"Why don't orphans play professional Baseball? They don't know where home is."

"Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy? Because he thought his daddy was his mummy."

"It's quiet...too quiet... Did you hear about the woman who couldn't find a singing partner? She had to buy a duet yourself kit... *-drops mic-* *-mike jumps up and promptly kicks hatter in the shin-*"

"I was really hesitant about this new haircut at first.... ...but I'm starting to like it you know. It's really growing on me. Sorry I'll leave now."

"Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper? He thought it was Coke!"

"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet; I don't know why."

"HAHA ME AND MY NEW BOYFRIEND QUIT SMOKING TOGETHER NO ONE WILL GET MURDERED FOR SURE."