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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the brain eating zombie that went to Washington? He starved to death."
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"Friends and family are like butt cheeks... Shit seperates them but, they always come back together in the end."
"Bruce Willis in Starbucks. he gives his name as ""not Bruce Willis"" and when they call him he grabs his coffee and runs away giggling"
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"Boss: Let's be frank. Me: Dibs on ""Sinatra."""