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Joke of the Day
"How does Lady Gaga like her meat? raw raw raw raw raw"
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"Where did the King keep his armies? In his sleevies."
"I like turntablism. Some of the samples really speak to me."
"Someone called my call center today to tell a joke I don't think I've ever heard: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite"
"Q: Why were screams coming from the kitchen? A: The cook was beating the eggs."
"Ever had Ethiopian food? ...neither have they."
"What do Jewish pedophiles say? ""Hey kid, want to buy some candy?"""
"My mum told my girlfriend that I'm a big softy. She said, ""No he isn't, he's not even big when he's erect."""
"What do you call a womans vagina after having a baby... ""Baby Gap"""
"A bigoted lumberjack controversially said ""All trees are only fit for furniture."" He was accused of mahogany. ^^^^Never ^^^^saw ^^^^this ^^^^before, ^^^^does ^^^^it ^^^^make ^^^^it ^^^^OC"