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Joke of the Day
"When there's a police car behind you with their lights flashing... It means speed up, right?"
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"What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? [NSFW] Cuntswaylo"
"Don't worry about the grass on the other side. It's not your grass."
"I'm having a party for men with erectile dysfunction If you can't come let me know."
"Why do we have oceans? Because based god and acid god had a baby."
"Blood types They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O."
"Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons? Because blonde boys aren't all that bright either."
"What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for? Benoit B. Mandelbrot"
"What do you call it when you soak a thumbdrive in vodka and shove it up your keister... an upload."
"That Awkward Moment That awkward moment when your boobs are bouncing while running..... and you're a boy."