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Joke of the Day

"Hey ladies, tired of your boyfriend complaining about how long it takes you to get ready? Start blow drying your hair in the nude. I promise no more complaints."

"I need to know how to swim in pussy... ...cause im drowning in it"

"John met god and God said ""John come forth and you will receive eternal light"" sadly John came fifth and won a toaster"

"Stapling my scrotum to a tree... Not a great way to start any evening..."

"What happened to the ghost who went to a party? He had a wail of a time."

"What is Minion's favourite brand? Banana Republic~BA~NA~~NA~~~"

"What do you call the sweat between two rednecks having sex? Relative humidity!"

"Where's the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating? On the psycho path!"

"I support Trump on a number of issues, but the one thing I cannot get over is the wall heh"

"I remember when my mother would tuck me in She really wanted a daughter (taken from a front page meme)"