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Joke of the Day

"Google would like to use your current location. Allow/Deny? Allow *100 Google employees throw a party at my house*"

"Whats big and white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A fridge."

"What was the General's answer... to the President's inquiry, as to what military division has been most under appreciated during his term? ""Tanks, Obama."""

"How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen? It Varys."

"What did One Direction say when they became popular? Zayn Ma Luck"

"What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb? I have made a grave mistake."

"[Science Meeting, 1924] Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique? It's not like they'll ever really check ""Let's do it"""

"yes 911 i need to report a kidnapping. lol yeah there's a baby goat asleep in my lap. no dont send cops you'll wake him up"

"What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life And you're starting back off at your last checkpoint."

"Why yes, YouTube, I *did* want to watch part 5 when part 2 ended. How did you know?"