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Joke of the Day
"Went out to find a spider in my car this morning. So disappointing. I really liked that car."
Next Joke
"They say one person in every group of friends is gay. I hope it's Ben, he's really cute."
"My wife has just walked out the door with the kids for good because of my addiction to horse racing. In fact, I can see them now they're all at the gate and they're off!"
"What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas? Cancer."
"Just thinking. How many MILF'S are now GrandMILF's?"
"Did you hear about the plane that flew over the Java Sea? it crashed."
"Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch? They couldn't fined him."
"how do you keep an asshole in suspense?"
"I slept like a rock last night meaning I woke up in the flower bed with the house key under my belly."
"I bet you think it's funny when... I bet you think it's funny when I have a runny nose. It snot."