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Joke of the Day
"How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? He doesn't, he's dead!"
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"I felt like I was going to be programming forever... ...so I took a `break;`"
"*loses beer *opens new beer *finds old beer *drinks 2 beers I win"
"How are cancer and pregnancy similar? They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy."
"Donald Trump is starting a petition to stop the sale of pre-shredded cheese. He's very serious about trying to make the USA grate again."
"Everything I like is either: illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible"
"This guy in my living room must think I'm an idiot, he says he picked my lock but I distinctly remember choosing it at the store by myself."
"Why is Russia a very fast country ? Because the people are always Russian !"
"what is is called when you download undertale for free Papyrus-cy"
"Bartender: What can I get you? Me: Sex, beards, rock & roll? Bartender: Me: Sparkling vampire crazy about me? Bartender: Me: Beer."