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Joke of the Day

"This time of year, I get sick of everyone writing an ""X"" instead of ""Christ"". I think it's time we all put the Christ back in Christ-box 360"

"Wife: Who is it? Me [hand over phone]: The police, they say it's now illegal to fake throw a ball Dog in other room: [hangs up his phone]"

"My ex girlfriend was obsessed with my balls... I had to weiner off it."

"Today I Called Shotgun... And the cop still put me in the backseat..."

"Why are men sexier than women? Because you can't spell sexy without xy."

"How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. It's a hardware problem."

"Hey girl are you a cool autumn breeze Because you make me wanna jacket"

"What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle? A tire."

"What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt."

"I've been trying to explain asymptotes to my friends... They're getting closer every time."