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Joke of the Day

"This time of year, I get sick of everyone writing an ""X"" instead of ""Christ"". I think it's time we all put the Christ back in Christ-box 360"

"We can't really blame Donald Trump... I mean look at China; they built a wall and have almost no Mexicans."

"Donald Trump just announced Mike Pence to be his Running Mate. If Hillary wants to one up Trump in that regard, her running mate should be Mike Tuppence."

"My mom was in a horrible car accident on her way to pick up lunch today. It's really bad guys, I need your prayers. I'm so hungry."

"What's 6.9? The share one gets in an oral-sex tensome."

"Where does a dog get a new tail? At the Retail Store"

"My girlfriend asked me to stop singing Oasis songs. I said maybe."

"I have to look up the word innuendo... If you know what I mean ;) Courtesy of Suits"

"Isn't there part of everyone that hopes the Mayan calander is right? #letswrapitup #endofworld #creditcardbill"

"Why'd the seaman cross the road? Because I wore the wrong sock that day."