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Joke of the Day
"Which band does feminists hate the most? Cis-tem of a Down"
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"Yeah I pee in the shower, but not while I'm in it"
"Villains: Just leave the city where the super hero is. Problem solved."
"Understanding women is like... Smelling the color 3."
"Twitter announced today that they've lost 134 million dollars this year. I don't know if they want us to look for it or what the deal is."
"how do you make a dog go meow Put it in the freezer then overnight then cut it in half with the chainsaw in the morning ""Mmmmeeeeeooowwwww"""
"LPT: Never use hyperbole."
"My wife said she just seen 3 rocks running up the street! Boulderdash."
"Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, ""What ya doin'?"" She said, ""Buying luggage."""
"I wear a French maid's outfit specifically to get OUT of doing housework."