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Joke of the Day
"LPT: Never use hyperbole."
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"What do the Welsh like to do in their private time? Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke."
"Women are like cars... Only the broken ones stick around."
"What did one druid say to the other? Bear with me..."
"Why can't the T-rex clap its hands? Because it's dead."
"1st day of hunting season: *puts on camo* *climbs up in tree stand* *waits w/binoculars to see one hunter accidentally shoot another hunter*"
"I love Al Pacino. But it's his brother Cap that really gets me going."
"Women are like hurricanes... They enter your life wet and wild, and they leave with your lawn furniture THAT WE BOUGHT TOGETHER SARAH, YOU BITCH."
"For people who've been around such a long time, grandparents seem constantly amazed that children grow."
"This just in. My fingers."