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Joke of the Day

"Villains: Just leave the city where the super hero is. Problem solved."

"What did the racist Pillsbury Doughboy say? White Flower"

"This bottle of vodka was on sale. So yes, I will party like it's $19.99."

"There are two hats on a coat rack One says to the other, ""You stay here, I'll go on ahead"""

"Piers Morgan has taken a very strong stance against guns, and who can blame him? If you had a gun, you'd shoot him too."

"What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife? Oh, you don't know? I won't ask you to wipe my bum then."

"How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just 1 but it will take 3 episodes."

"69% of people... find something dirty in every fucking sentence."

"I didn't want to make a scene but not fluffing my wife's pillows should get the point across that I don't appreciate the way she spoke to me"

"Lesbian Vampires What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? See you next month! Credit : /u/andrej88"