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Joke of the Day
"Understanding women is like... Smelling the color 3."
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"My April Fools day joke blew up in my face. I threatened divorce. My wife agreed."
"How do you cheer up a brand new battery? Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!"
"One of the best feelings in the world is not having to set your alarm clock."
"A Christmas joke A boy was given a soccer ball for Christmas. But he cried tears of agony and pain. Why? He had no legs"
"Me: Threesome? Wife: When pigs fly! Do I wish for flying pigs? Pro: Threesome Con: High bacon prices *has idea *starts building catapult"
"Fancy coming back to mine for a few shots ? Fuck off Oscar, I'm not falling for that one!"
"I screwed one of my fans. Safe to say it blew me all night."
"A skeleton walks into a bar... And tells the bartender, ""I'll have a beer, and a mop."""
"Youtube is the only place where you'll find people arguing about religion in the comments of a snowboarding video."