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Joke of the Day

"why did the hipster burn his mouth drinking coffee? he drank it before it was cool."

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chopin ! Chopin who ? Chopin the supermarket !"

"Cyber Monday! a/s/l?"

"Girl, are you astrophysics? Because I don't know enough about you to finish this joke."

"If women are looking for a strong man who makes them laugh.. then they are looking for something like a ninja clown."

"I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are."

"hey atheists: if God isn't real then who did I just give my credit card information to over the phone?"

"Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ? He wanted to grow mash potatoes!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cookie ! Cookie who ? Cookie quit and now I have to make all the food !"

"did you know that protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!"