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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu? One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!"

"Did you hear about the two ducks who got in a fight? Fowl play was suspected."

"A guy walks into a bar... He says ouch."

"WebMD just diagnosed me as fergalicious"

"You can give a centaur a fish AND lead him to water, which is pretty awesome."

"Niantic's customer support minor text fixes Edit: The title **is** the joke."

"What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber? The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot."

"*Writes a song for you* *Sings it under your bedroom window* *You call the cops* *Your husband falls in love with me*"

"Is it too much to ask that my gay friends flamboyantly leap from closets when I visit their houses?"

"Where did Pedobear go to college? Brigham Young"